Kahaha mānoanoa hoki i loko o kahi liʻiliʻi liʻiliʻi o ka wahine, maikaʻi o ka mea hoihoi koke e hana iā ia i ka anus! ʻO ia ʻano hiʻohiʻona e hoʻonāukiuki koke iā ia, he ʻano kino leo ʻokoʻa. ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu me ka labia wale nō, no ka mea, ua kikoo loa lākou, ʻaʻole hiki! Ma ke ala, ʻo kona anus ma hope o ka moekolohe ʻana me he tunnel no kahi ala kaʻa pāʻani. Akā, he aha ka ʻike moe kolohe i loaʻa i kēia lede ʻōpio, ʻaʻole hiki ke hilinaʻi ʻia!
Wahine hoihoi, laki maoli ka mea paʻi kiʻi. A ʻaʻole naʻe no ka mea hoihoi ʻo ia, ʻoiai ʻo ia ka mea ʻoi aku ka paʻakikī a ʻaʻole ʻōpala!