ʻO ke ʻano o koʻu ʻike ʻana, ʻaʻole maikaʻi ka moa. ʻO ka ʻōpū i loko o nā ʻāpana ʻino, nā kaha kikoʻī ma kona ʻūhā, ka hoki lopsided. Koe na'e kona u'i nani. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke haʻi iā ʻoe i ke ʻano o ke alo, akā hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i ke ʻano ʻino o kāna anus. No laila, ʻano nani ka waha hana o ka lede, ʻaʻohe mea ʻē aʻe!
He ʻohana, e haʻi aku wau iā ʻoe! ʻO Māmā, i ka hoʻomaʻemaʻe ʻana, ʻike ʻo ia i kāna keiki i kūkulu kakahiaka. He mea ma'amau no ia makahiki. Ma mua o ka hoʻohālike ʻana ʻaʻohe mea i hana ʻia, ua kāhea ʻo ia i kāna kaikamahine brunette a noi iā ia e kōkua i kona kaikunāne. I ka hopena, ua māʻona lāua, a hauʻoli ka makuahine no ka noho aliʻi hou ʻana o ka maluhia ma ka ʻohana.
Aloha, aloha Vicusya.