Lede momona, akā kūpono naʻe no ka pepa. Ma ke ala ʻaʻole i hoʻopaʻapaʻa maoli ke kanaka ʻōpio iā ia, ua kau ʻo ia i ka condom ma luna o kahi uʻi palupalu loa! Ma hope wale nō ʻo ia i ʻono ai. Akā naʻe, he mau manawa wale nō ka hāʻule ʻana o kāna ʻiʻo mai loko aʻe o kona ʻōpū, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i maʻa i kēlā ʻano puʻupuʻu ākea! Ua hoʻopaʻa wale paha ʻo ia i nā wahine ʻōpio me nā puʻupuʻu haiki ma mua.
ʻAe, maikaʻi kēlā, akā no ke aha ʻo ia e huki ai me kona mau lima ponoʻī? Hāʻawi kekahi wahine ʻōpio iā ia i kāna anus, ʻoiai ʻo ia ka mua. A ke hoʻopaʻa nei ʻo ia iā ia iho me kona mau lima ponoʻī! He pupule!