I kēia manawa, hoʻopaʻa wale lākou i nā moa maʻamau i ka asshole! He mea hoʻomanaʻo o ka wā kahiko ka waha. Eia kekahi kanaka makua i hopu i kekahi kahu hale nana i hana me ka vibrator ma mua o ka mop a hookui i kona pahu i kona hoki. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i hoʻoneʻe i kahi kuʻemaka!
ʻO ka hoʻohaʻahaʻa a me ka hahau ʻana, ʻo ia ka hopena o ka wahine. Makemake nā ʻīlio āpau e hoʻopaʻi ʻia a hoʻopaʻa ʻia. A inā makemake ka Haku, ʻaʻole wale ʻo ia e hoʻopaʻi ʻia e kona mau hoaaloha, akā e nā mīkini pū me nā dicks. I ka manawa like, lilo ke kaikamahine i mea makemake nui a loaʻa. ʻO ke kuko i kēia manawa ʻo kāna raison d'être.
ʻAʻohe mea e ʻōlelo ai - maikaʻi ke kau ʻana i ke aliʻi wahine ma luna o kāu dick, manaʻo ʻoe he kanaka i ka manawa hoʻokahi! ʻO nā umauma he silicone maoli, akā nani lākou, a he haʻuki ke kino a pau. He wahine maikai, malama pono i kona kino. He mea maʻalahi ka hopena - inā makemake ʻoe i ka nānā ʻana o nā kāne - hele i ka hale haʻuki a me nā salona nani!
Makemake wau e hoʻopaʻa iā ʻoukou a pau ......