Ua maopopo ka lede i ka moa o ke kane pololi! E ʻike me ka leʻaleʻa a me ka ikaika o kāna hana ʻana iā ia, a ma waho aʻe o ka wā i hoʻomaka ai lākou he lā mālamalama ma waho o ka puka aniani, a ma nā kiʻi hope loa o ke wikiō ma waho o ka puka aniani i ka pō! Ehia hora o ka lalani i huki ai i ka lede?
He aha lā! No laila makemake ʻoe e lawe selfies nou iho a i ʻole kāu ipo, e lilo i malihini naʻu. Akā, ʻo ka hana ʻana ma ke kelepona o kāu kumu, he mea ʻino. A pono ʻoe e uku no ka insolence, a ma ke kino - ʻo ia wale nō kāna mea e kali nei! A e haʻi aku wau iā ʻoe, ʻaʻole hoihoi ʻo ia i kāna mau māka. He mea nui i nā ʻīlio e like me ia ke hoʻomākeʻaka i kāna kumu i hiki ai iā lākou ke kaena aku i kā lākou mau hoaaloha. A laila e hoʻomāʻewaʻewa i kāna dick. Ma ka liʻiliʻi loa, he dick nui kēia.
ʻO wai ka makemake e hui pū me aʻu?