A he nani maoli keia kaikamahine. E pili ana i ka lua - nā wikiō hoihoi loa i ka wā i loko o ka lua ka lua i ka hale kūʻai aʻe a ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike ʻo wai kou hoa paio. ʻO kāna keikikāne, ma ke ala, he mea maikaʻi kona, a ua hoʻomake nui ʻia ke kiʻi. He maikai ko lakou kino ke nana aku.
Nui ka wahine a ke kāne - ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hōʻoluʻolu iā ia. Ua kaulana loa kāna puʻu i waena o nā kānaka. Makemake ke kāne i nā hua, no laila ʻono ʻo ia i ka sperm o nā poʻe ʻē aʻe no ka ʻaina kakahiaka. No ke aha, he mea like loa ia! Hele mai nā mea aloha a hele, akā noho ke kāne. ʻAʻole like kēia wahine e hele ana i ka hana ma kahi-ʻaʻole ʻo ia he wahine hoʻokamakama, e lawe kālā no kēlā. No ia, he leʻaleʻa ke kū ʻana, ʻaʻole he hana!
A he ʻano hoihoi ko ka lede, he mea e paʻa a nānā aku. ʻO ka mea hoʻomaʻemaʻe e like me ka metrosexual, a me kahi momona momona. Me ka hilinaʻi ua puhi ʻo ia i ka nani ʻulaʻula.