ʻAʻole makemake ka poʻe a pau i nā wahine kahiko - cellulite ma nā ʻūhā, nā hoki nui, nā ʻuʻu ʻuʻuku ... ʻOiaʻiʻo, ke kū pololei ʻo ia, ʻike ʻia kekahi sagging ma ka ʻūhā a me ka hoki, akā nani loa. E hoʻopaʻa wau iā ia me ka leʻaleʻa a ʻoi aku ma mua o hoʻokahi manawa!
Inā ʻaʻole hele ke kaikuahine iā Mahometa, hele ʻo Mohammed i kona kaikuahine. Ua lōʻihi ka maka o kona kaikuaʻana i kona kaikuahine, a e pāʻani ana ʻo ia i ka moa hala ʻole. I ka wā wale nō i wehe ai ʻo ia i kāna dick mai loko aʻe o kona pālule, ua ʻakaʻaka kona mau maka i ka hiki iā ia ke lilo i mea aloha maikaʻi. ʻAe, a ua kahe kāna puʻu ma mua o kona hoʻomaopopo ʻana. A ʻo ka mea i hana ʻia, lawe ʻo ia i loko o kona waha. No laila, kū'ē nā wāhine i nā minuke mua, a hiki i ka wā e hoʻomaka ai ka mua e kuhikuhi i ko lākou makemake i ke poʻo.
Aloha au i nā kaikamāhine me nā kāʻei garter ma ko lākou ʻūhā. Me he mea lā ke ʻae nei lākou ua lilo lākou i ʻīlio. Eia ka moa e omo ana i waho o ka lua. ʻAʻole mālama ʻo ia i kāna mea e komo ai i loko o kona waha, ʻeleʻele a keʻokeʻo paha, ʻōpio a ʻelemakule paha. Hāmama kona mau ʻāpana i nā mea a pau.
¶ Makemake au e moe kolohe.