He niho momona ko ke keiki. E hoʻokuʻu i kou poke i waho, e loaʻa ana iā ʻoe kahi dick maoli ma waena o kou mau wāwae. ʻAʻole pono ʻo ia e hana nui e pili ana i ia mea, ua ʻike ʻia nā mea a pau nona ka ʻāpana pulu. Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, e pīpī wau i kēlā helehelena nani - pono nā ʻohana e pale iā lākou iho.
Hiki paha i ka ʻulaʻula ke hele mai e hana me ke kapa ʻole - ʻaʻole hoʻi e hoʻāʻo e hūnā i ka ʻaʻahu a i ʻole ka palule o kāna mau hiʻohiʻona. No laila, ʻaʻole ia he mea kupanaha no ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana o ka haku ʻōpio i kāna ʻiʻo ma kona papalina. ʻO wai ka mea e pale aku, e ʻike ana i kēlā mau umauma a me ka hoki i kahi kokoke e wehe i kēlā me kēia lā? ʻAʻohe oʻu ʻike i kekahi kāne e like me ia, a ʻaʻole au i ʻike i kekahi wahine makemake ia!
Ua maopopo nā mea a pau - ua hoʻopunipuni ʻo ia iā ia i ka moekolohe, akā ʻo wai ka mea nāna i kiʻiʻoniʻoni? Ua paʻi kiʻi ʻo ia me kahi pahupaʻikiʻi ʻokoʻa ma mua o ka mea i loaʻa i kona mau lima! ʻAʻole hāʻawi kahi kāmela huna i kēia kihi a me ka maikaʻi o ka pana! No laila, ʻo ka mea paʻi kiʻi i loko o ke keʻena me kahi kāmele ʻoihana a me kahi kāmela ma kona mau lima he farce wale nō.
Nui ʻoukou.