He mea leʻaleʻa loa ia - ke hoʻāʻo nei ke kanaka i hoʻomake maikaʻi ʻia, a ua uhi ʻia ka maka o ka lede me kahi ʻano ʻano ʻē. Ma ka laulā, ʻaʻole maopopo - inā makemake ʻo ia i ka moekolohe a i ʻole hana i kahi hana maikaʻi ʻole! A ʻo ke kino o ka lede, ʻaʻole ia e ʻōlinolino, a ʻo kona umauma a ʻaʻohe mea ʻole!
ʻAʻohe mea e ʻōlelo ai - maikaʻi ke kau ʻana i ke aliʻi wahine ma luna o kāu dick, manaʻo ʻoe he kanaka i ka manawa hoʻokahi! ʻO nā umauma he silicone maoli, akā nani lākou, a he haʻuki ke kino a pau. He wahine maikai, malama pono i kona kino. He mea maʻalahi ka hopena - inā makemake ʻoe i ka nānā ʻana o nā kāne - hele i ka hale haʻuki a me nā salona nani!
Hiki iaʻu ke hana i kēlā