Nui ka wahine a ke kāne - ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hōʻoluʻolu iā ia. Ua kaulana loa kāna puʻu i waena o nā kānaka. Makemake ke kāne i nā hua, no laila ʻono ʻo ia i ka sperm o nā poʻe ʻē aʻe no ka ʻaina kakahiaka. No ke aha, he mea like loa ia! Hele mai nā mea aloha a hele, akā noho ke kāne. ʻAʻole like kēia wahine e hele ana i ka hana ma kahi-ʻaʻole ʻo ia he wahine hoʻokamakama, e lawe kālā no kēlā. No ia, he leʻaleʻa ke kū ʻana, ʻaʻole he hana!
ʻO wai ka mea kānalua i ka hānai ʻana o nā makua kāne i kā lākou kaikamahine? He ʻokoʻa nā ʻano hana a kēlā me kēia kanaka. He ʻano koʻikoʻi paha ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana iā ia ma ka ʻāʻī, akā ʻo ka liʻiliʻi loa e hoʻomaopopo ʻo ia ʻo ka makuakāne ke alakaʻi a ʻo kāna dick wale nō ke lawe ʻia ma ka waha o kēia hale. He kauoha. A ʻo ka sperm āna i pana ai i loko o kona maka e hōʻoluʻolu i ka hoʻomanaʻo o ke kaikamahine.
He aha ka nani a me ka hoʻokuʻu ʻia o kēia mau kaikuahine. Pōmaikaʻi ka loaʻa ʻana o ʻelua mau blonde i mākaukau e hoʻomaha maikaʻi i ke ʻano moe kolohe. ʻAʻohe pilikia i lawe ʻo ia a ʻai i loko o ka ʻiʻo o kona kaikuahine, a laila kahe ka sperm ma luna o ka hoki o kekahi. Auē nā ʻōpio!